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Saturday 10 March 2007

Decadence ..../.... Sans Sophistry

The first thing they will say is I am a prude. It is a dirty word here. The second thing they will say is I am unsophisticated. My reply to both is thank goodness. France is decadent. For a historic precedent one can go to Germany in the thirties or Rome in its decline. Cross dressing and gender bending are rampant. Sex and pornography are prevalent. It is close to impossible to walk two blocks without seeing somebody naked in an advertisement. To be sure, much of it is not in terrible taste and some of it could even be considered art. It is the profusion and the total inability to shield your children from it that I object to. Sorry, I know, I am just not sophisticated.

Original appearance June 13, 2005, © 2005 / CIP 032, OO 24, RD 10, YP 30/12-10

Thursday 8 March 2007

ROBESPIERRE / Extreme Center / 72

There is a place in the netherworld beyond even the far left and beyond the far right. In the 20th century it spawned equally Hitler and Stalin, Mussolini and Mao, Lenin and a host of lesser tyrants. It was born in the reasonableness of Rousseau and was perverted and became incarnate in Robespierre and his Committee of Public Safety. This committee was anything but safe in the French Revolution. This place was beyond good and evil, for this Jacobin leader who opposed the Girondists, was incontrovertibly incorruptible – the pure essence of good, and also the pure essence of evil. In a tiny time frame he said and proved that “tyrants are substantially alike and only differ by trifling shades of perfidy and cruelty.” His was a place where opposites aren’t. The perfect storm of blood, indeed where blood flowed like water. This place was created by the guillotine and died by the guillotine, almost to a man, including Robespierre. It is the place within a circle that is the furthest far from reason and moderation. It is, even today, where the reign of terror lurks, in the extreme center between the intense right and the severe left; between competing gods and the void.

Original appearance Sept 23, 2005, © 2005 / ROBESPIERRE / 1758-1794 / politician, revolution, guillotine / ugly / F- / 72/ CIP 372, OO 02, RD 08, YP 30/12-8

Friday 2 March 2007

Arthur RIMBAUD / To Hell and Gone / 84

Talk of a shooting star. Here is an alienated boy genius who quit writing at the age of 21 and is still remembered today as the precursor of Surrealism. Despite his tender age he built a considerable body of work whose mainstays were, ‘The Drunken Boat’ (1871), and his major classic ‘A Season in Hell’ (1873), which became the bible of anguished everybody everywhere. Arthur Rimbaud launched Symbolism, but when the Paris literati rejected him, and he finally rejected Verlaine in a sordid affair, he was gone. Actually in his second life (18 years) it is said he became a gunrunner and perhaps a slave trader in Aden, Java, Cyprus, Yemen and Ethiopia. Despite two lives he still died young, during an amputation of a cancerous leg – he had been to hell twice and was gone.

Original appearance Dec 2, 2005, © 2005 / Arthur RIMBAUD / 1854-1891 / author, poet, precocious / best / A-/F* / 84/ CIP 384, OO 25, RD 02, YP 30/11-2 /
For more relevant information see* On Recognition and Ranking

Sunday 25 February 2007

Class ..../.... Roped & Branded

A touchy subject. And no way around. At least not honestly. Class exists very strongly in France and colors most relationships. It is ugly. Equality is, at best, a slogan. Perhaps it exists in law but it is practiced nowhere else. The French nose is often prominent primarily for its altitude. Condescension is an art form. At a homogenous dinner party (kept so by careful selection of the guests) the altitude and attitude shifts are a little less evident. Individuality is tolerated though not admired. Elsewhere the herd instinct is prevalent and it is best to stay with your herd. Class is everywhere evident in France and frequently the upper haven't any.

Original appearance May 28, 2005, © 2005 (copy) / (Picture from Georg Williams) CIP 048, OO 20, RD 25, YP 30/9-25

Thursday 22 February 2007

Editing ..../.... Nobody Said It Would Be Fair

The media in France is hopelessly biased. If it is possible to put the United States in a bad light the media will do it. Newspapers, television, movies or books - the editorializing never stops and there is virtually only one point of view permitted. Often it is just the selection process. They frequently play American movies both on television and in the theaters, but the ones they select nearly always show us in a less than savory situation. With Hollywood it is not too difficult. Positive news stories get 15 seconds of coverage, negative ones 5 minutes. It never stops. The big lie lives. I just turn it off or tune it out.

Original appearance May 25, 2005, © 2005 / CIP 028, OO 19, RD 22, YP 30/9-22

Saturday 17 February 2007

José BOVE / Anti Everything / 87

Okay, I don’t like him, or Michael Moore for that matter, and I don’t much care for Jesse Jackson either. French or American, Black or White, professional activists and publicity seekers get my goat. He claims to be a simple French farmer (is that an oxymoron to begin with?) and a maker of Roquefort cheese. At least that explains the odor. Anarcho-syndicalist, anti globalization, anti GMO and nuclear weapons, anti McDonalds and Monsanto, conscientious objector, the list goes on and on. Actually there are a number of José Bové’s causes that I more or less agree with. Certainly the anti-globalization effort has elements of truth to it, and I am not sure that McDonalds represents all that is best about America. Still I prefer people who quietly pay the consequences of their actions than the shrill TV talking heads and self promoters we have today. Okay, diatribe over – his turn.

Original appearance Nov 17, 2005, © 2005 / José BOVE / 1953- / activist, demonstrator, McDonalds / ugly F+ / 87 / CIP 387, OO 20, RD 17, YP 30/8-17

Friday 16 February 2007

Expats ..../.... There Must Be A Reason

Expatriates are my deepest disappointment in France. I would have hoped they would reflect the diversity in America but instead they illustrate the narrow political spectrum that exists in France. They are almost all liberal or left of liberal. Most spend most of their time denigrating the United States. Many conversations start ‘I love America but.… and a ten minute diatribe on what is wrong with America. The next sentence starts America is good but…. This continues until you walk away. Perhaps that is why they are expatriates. As for me I just love the United States and like most everything else, including France. No buts about it.

Original appearance May 19, 2005, © 2005 / CIP 024, OO 17, RD 16, YP 30/8-16

Wednesday 7 February 2007

Poop ..../.... On Wading & Walking

Let me see how I can put this gently. Dogs do it, we do it, and it all stinks. The difficulty is that the dogs do it on the Parisian sidewalks. There are over 200,000 dogs in Paris and they all do it every day. Some of them are Great Danes. The Grand Boulevards are usually no problem – the mayor works hard at keeping them clean and everyone is supposed to clean up after their own dog. That is a lot of supposition. It is when you venture beyond the major avenues that the problem becomes obvious. The smaller the street the deeper the doo-doo. Walk carefully. Very carefully.

Original appearance May 10, 2005, © 2005 / CIP 052, OO 14, RD 07, YP 30/7-7

Monday 5 February 2007

RAIMU / The Actor’s Actor / 79

This is one of the names I didn’t originally recognize, but now wish I had, and certainly think I should have. When someone is considered the ultimate actor by the likes of Alec Guinness and Orson Welles he is probably a pretty fair actor. It is a pleasure, however, to claim my ignorance is due to my youth (I haven’t been able to do that for a long time now). Jules Muraire, universally known as Raimu, built his reputation on the stage and in a series of three movies often considered the greatest trilogy ever. Marcel Pagnol’s play Marius (1929, film 1931), Fanny (1932), and Cesar (1936) provided the vehicle to establish his credentials. He played in 49 films between 1912-1946. 20 years as a comic entertainer in music halls and on the stage prepared him and his exceptional voice to bloom in the 1930’s. Sadly I was only 4 years old when he died of a heart attack in 1946, or perhaps I would have known him better. Pagnol said at his funeral: “One cannot make a speech on the grave of a father, a brother or a son. You were all three at the same time.”

Original appearance Nov 5, 2005, © 2005 / RAIMU / 1883-1946 / actor, one word, theater, film / ugly* / F-* / 79 / CIP 379, OO 16, RD 05, YP 30/7-5 /
For more relevant information see* On Recognition and Ranking

Sunday 28 January 2007

People ..../.... My Prejudice

Here we have to tread carefully to actually truly reflect my view because in the grand scale of things the French are just like every other people and with the same proportions – mostly good a few great and some not. The difficulty is more a matter of manners than substance. Parisians in particular are cold, aloof, arrogant and rude, and even more so if they think you are American. Part of it is simply the city – the same difference between upstate and downstate New York. Another part is the media – biased beyond belief, but that is another story.
(Painting by Florence de Fremond)

Original appearance May 04, 2005, © 2005 / CIP 004, OO 12, RD 28, YP 30/5-28

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